“We are now one step closer to answering the question, ‘What did the president know, and how old were these women when he knew it?’” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Yesterday, both the House and Senate voted to release the long-withheld files related to a man who considered himself to be Trump’s closest friend for more than a decade, the late sex criminal Jeffrey Epstein. The vote in Congress went 427-1. It was such a landslide, Trump might actually be able to rebury the Epstein files under it.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Trump hasn’t been this nervous about signing something since Don Junior’s birth certificate.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Even if Trump keeps his promise and signs the bill, we don’t know whether the Department of Justice will actually release all the files or if they’ll be tied up in investigations, specifically investigations Trump orders to keep them tied up in investigations. And that is where things will get interesting. Will we get the — will we have the original documents, or is Trump going to pull a Taylor Swift and give us ‘The Epstein Files: Donnie’s Version’ of the document?” — JIMMY KIMMEL
Jimmy Kimmel Prepares for Hurricane Epstein
